Zombie Tools- machetes and blades for serious trouble
It was only a matter of time before someone came up with this: Zombie Tools, a website dedicated to posting links to purchase the most useful tools for repelling zombie intruders.
Wait - let me amend that: they make the damn things, and they look tough.
For example, get an assortment of machetes:
Damn...
I guess a lot of other people are impressed because the blade is sold out, which means quite a few people are ready to be removing the head of the undead.
In fact, of all the blades available on the page, the only one that is in stock is the "Two-faced Bitch". I'm not sure why it's called that, but it's $350 - in American dollars.
Shee - I'd rather protect my home with my shovel and cricket bat.
They're not just about the blades, though - they also sell T-shirts and bumper stickers.
Having a big-ass knife is a great idea, but don't forget to stock up on food... and remember, military rations come in handy in an emergency - plus, they're fun for the whole family!
I've eaten a few, from friends throwing them my way, and it's fun to lie in a big grassy field, pretending that you're eating quick, then rolling out. It's not great food, though, and it'd certainly get on your nerves, having the same cabbage rolls, day-in and day-out.
Wait - let me amend that: they make the damn things, and they look tough.
For example, get an assortment of machetes:
"Like all Zombie Tools, the Urban Bone Machete Mark II is a full-tang blade sculpted from 5160 spring steel, hardened, tempered, and sharp as hell. Comes with a black Kydex sheath with belt loop. "
Damn...
I guess a lot of other people are impressed because the blade is sold out, which means quite a few people are ready to be removing the head of the undead.
In fact, of all the blades available on the page, the only one that is in stock is the "Two-faced Bitch". I'm not sure why it's called that, but it's $350 - in American dollars.
Shee - I'd rather protect my home with my shovel and cricket bat.
They're not just about the blades, though - they also sell T-shirts and bumper stickers.
Having a big-ass knife is a great idea, but don't forget to stock up on food... and remember, military rations come in handy in an emergency - plus, they're fun for the whole family!
I've eaten a few, from friends throwing them my way, and it's fun to lie in a big grassy field, pretending that you're eating quick, then rolling out. It's not great food, though, and it'd certainly get on your nerves, having the same cabbage rolls, day-in and day-out.
