Way Out Stuff For Sale
This is a collection of some on the more wild and wacky stuff I found recently for sale on eBay.
The mattress I was conceived on.
You are bidding on the actual mattress that SHIMMER was conceived on.
Size: King
Condition: Very used
(will arrive drycleaned)
LaLa Land Captured in a Jar
If you suffer from day dreaming, laziness, lack of motivation, or all of the above, you suffer from LaLa Land. If you have not heard of LaLa Land, or ever experienced it, you are truly missing out! Lala Land is a Mystical power in your mind that enables you to escape whenever you want! It allows you to have incredbile dreams and fantasies no matter where you are at! And I have some how managed to squuuueze all of this LaLa Land out of my head, and into a jar for someone else’s pleasure. So why am I selling it? Well, my senior year of high school is coming up, I need to focus on football, my grades, get me GPA back up, and my ACT score high enough so I can attend a college of my choice in the fall of 2007... You see I have no time for LaLa Land.
Whale Toast
One day, my wife decided that the remains of a piece of toast had a resemblance to a whale. She wanted to save this whale. I wanted to see the whale eliminated. Harpoon in hand, I was ready to attack. Unfortunately, she quickly disappeared with the this whale-bread.
Six months pass, and now she tells me that secretly she hid the whale from me this whole time. Well, I am pretty stubborn, and now more than ever I wanted to see the whale disposed of; so we made a deal. The whale will be saved if someone buys this auction. If not, well then, that whale will really be toast.
Nothing (SET THE RECORD)
Do you know what the world record is for the largest bid on "Nothing"?
This auction is for "Nothing". You won't receive anything in return for this bid, aside from whatever may come out of bidding more than anybody has ever bid for "Nothing".
All I can gaurantee is that, if the auction is siccessful, everybody will know that you paid more than anybody else has paid for "Nothing".
Happy bidding, and good luck to the high bidders.
The mattress I was conceived on.
You are bidding on the actual mattress that SHIMMER was conceived on.
Size: King
Condition: Very used
(will arrive drycleaned)
LaLa Land Captured in a Jar
If you suffer from day dreaming, laziness, lack of motivation, or all of the above, you suffer from LaLa Land. If you have not heard of LaLa Land, or ever experienced it, you are truly missing out! Lala Land is a Mystical power in your mind that enables you to escape whenever you want! It allows you to have incredbile dreams and fantasies no matter where you are at! And I have some how managed to squuuueze all of this LaLa Land out of my head, and into a jar for someone else’s pleasure. So why am I selling it? Well, my senior year of high school is coming up, I need to focus on football, my grades, get me GPA back up, and my ACT score high enough so I can attend a college of my choice in the fall of 2007... You see I have no time for LaLa Land.
Whale Toast
One day, my wife decided that the remains of a piece of toast had a resemblance to a whale. She wanted to save this whale. I wanted to see the whale eliminated. Harpoon in hand, I was ready to attack. Unfortunately, she quickly disappeared with the this whale-bread.
Six months pass, and now she tells me that secretly she hid the whale from me this whole time. Well, I am pretty stubborn, and now more than ever I wanted to see the whale disposed of; so we made a deal. The whale will be saved if someone buys this auction. If not, well then, that whale will really be toast.
Nothing (SET THE RECORD)
Do you know what the world record is for the largest bid on "Nothing"?
This auction is for "Nothing". You won't receive anything in return for this bid, aside from whatever may come out of bidding more than anybody has ever bid for "Nothing".
All I can gaurantee is that, if the auction is siccessful, everybody will know that you paid more than anybody else has paid for "Nothing".
Happy bidding, and good luck to the high bidders.
