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I've never owned my own home, so I guess it always seems strange when people 'buy' toilets. After all, every place that I lived in has already had a toilet. Doesn't the house just spontaneously form one?

I once lived in a neighborhood where a toilet shop opened up. I'm not sure how much business they did, but it sure didn't look like a thriving business.

One good thing about having a toilet store, though, is that you're never short of seats. In fact, I think it'd be objectionable to have any chairs in the entire place. Everyone sits on toilets, but is reminded not to flush.

If you're in the market to buy a "Linea Alto" toilet, someone is selling one in Sydney, presumably new and never used.

"This is a brand new "linea alto" toilet suite still in the box: premium seat with metal hinges and dual flush. "S" trap design. If interested, please email me or ring me on Vodafone 0438 266655."

Personally, I think toilets should have an odometer on them, so that you can get a sense of how many kilometers of sewage that they've pumped out your house. Then it'd be a simple calculation to figure out how many tonnes of waste you produce in a year. Are you scared of that number? I am.

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