Strange Foodstuffs
The seller will claim that this is a lucky horseshoe shaped potato. Personally, I think it looks like a mega turd. Perhaps a fortune cookie, or one of those almond crescent biscuits sans the liberal dusting of icing sugar. Eitherway, a lucky horseshoe shape it is not. This would have to be one of the worst eBay auctions I have seen. There is minimal effort by the seller to try and even make a spectacle of their mediocre item. The marketing effort is paltry,
“May become a famous potato if Jay Leno show's it on his TV show! Get it before it's famous! Value sure to go up!”
Crickey, if you’re going to go to the effort of posting a ridiculous eBay auction at least make it mildly entertaining and original. At least entertainment may be able to attract a few bids. So far this lucky potato has died in the arse, no thanks to its auctioneer.
“May become a famous potato if Jay Leno show's it on his TV show! Get it before it's famous! Value sure to go up!”
Crickey, if you’re going to go to the effort of posting a ridiculous eBay auction at least make it mildly entertaining and original. At least entertainment may be able to attract a few bids. So far this lucky potato has died in the arse, no thanks to its auctioneer.

