Slick Gift Ideas for Gadget Lovers
Cool Inventions has a slick list of oddly-fascinating inventions that can make your life easier, or at least, give it the semblance of ease while actually making it more complicated.
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For example, this Banana Guard. It'll protect your banana from getting bruised when you toss it in your car on the way to stalk your ex. Yes, that's the only situation for which it is required, actually. You need a healthy dose of banana to stay alert - you never know when she/he will try to make a dash for it.
Or the Transparent Toaster, a toaster with clear sides, so you can see how brown it's getting. No more burnt toast! Or, if you like it that way, all the burnt toast you can eat! Let them eat burnt toast!
I think the gift I like the least is the One Click Butter Cutter. Apparently, you need an appliance to help you cut butter. Did you ever hear the expression 'cut through xxx like butter'? There's a reason - butter is pretty easy to cut.
Not to mention the portion problem. You want a little bit of butter? Too bad, sucker. You're getting a slice, whether you like it or not!
See the list!
For example, this Banana Guard. It'll protect your banana from getting bruised when you toss it in your car on the way to stalk your ex. Yes, that's the only situation for which it is required, actually. You need a healthy dose of banana to stay alert - you never know when she/he will try to make a dash for it.
Or the Transparent Toaster, a toaster with clear sides, so you can see how brown it's getting. No more burnt toast! Or, if you like it that way, all the burnt toast you can eat! Let them eat burnt toast!
I think the gift I like the least is the One Click Butter Cutter. Apparently, you need an appliance to help you cut butter. Did you ever hear the expression 'cut through xxx like butter'? There's a reason - butter is pretty easy to cut.
Not to mention the portion problem. You want a little bit of butter? Too bad, sucker. You're getting a slice, whether you like it or not!
