Sesame Street Highchair
There's almost nothing more secure than the Sesame Street gang stickered all over your high chair. You know they've got your back - all of them. Bert, Ernine, the Count, Cookie Monster, Oscar, Big Bird.
The only problem with this chair is that the characters come to life after midnight. Then they roam your house, eating dead skin and old potato chips that they find on the floor. They can climb walls, too, so when you see shadows in the corner of the ceiling, don't think it's a trick of the eyes.
Sesame Street Highchair ($40)
Forty dollars seems like a great deal, and so it would be if the chair wasn't cursed. Really, this guy should be paying you to take it away. What he needs is a bunch of paranormal experts.
He needs the Ghostbusters.
Man, I'd so pay to see a movie like that... the Ghostbusters take on the demented spirits of Sesame Street.
High chairs are a great idea, until you realize that they put your baby on eye level with the adults. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a baby that's too big for her britches. Oh, you think you can just sit up here with the big boys, eh?
That's ridiculous. I don't care how many famous muppets you've got plastered all over your chair. You're not getting in this bar. You've had too much to drink.
The only problem with this chair is that the characters come to life after midnight. Then they roam your house, eating dead skin and old potato chips that they find on the floor. They can climb walls, too, so when you see shadows in the corner of the ceiling, don't think it's a trick of the eyes.
Sesame Street Highchair ($40)
Forty dollars seems like a great deal, and so it would be if the chair wasn't cursed. Really, this guy should be paying you to take it away. What he needs is a bunch of paranormal experts.
He needs the Ghostbusters.
Man, I'd so pay to see a movie like that... the Ghostbusters take on the demented spirits of Sesame Street.
High chairs are a great idea, until you realize that they put your baby on eye level with the adults. If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a baby that's too big for her britches. Oh, you think you can just sit up here with the big boys, eh?
That's ridiculous. I don't care how many famous muppets you've got plastered all over your chair. You're not getting in this bar. You've had too much to drink.
