Second-hand Bra for Sale - $5
Some unlucky lady bought a bra, thinking that it'd make a great addition to her wardrobe.
It's lacy, it's got straps. It's the height of fashion.
It's also a 14 DD, and the seller claims it's not the right size. So hints as to what her actual size might be, but I'm hoping that it's close, and she's not just deluding herself into thinking she'd fill that out. It'd be like me buying a pack of Trojan Magnums, and leaving them out on my desk at work, casually.
Buy this 14 DD bra for $5
The description of the bra is quite plain:
"WRONG SIZE FOR ME, NWT, NICE BABY BLUE COLOUR WIH RIBBON DETAIL ON STRAPS."
NWT, as every good Canadian knows, stands for Northwest Territories, one of the frozen territories above the Western provinces. This bra was, obviously, made in NWT, and is now being sold here in Australia.
Australian women! Don't miss your chance to own this one-of-a-kind rarity! A collector's item! A bra from NWT could only mean that it was designed to provide maximum warmth through the awful Canadian winter.
While the size may seem large at a double-D cup, it has practical value, too - a small woman can wear the bra and stuff the extra space with rations, biscuits and tallow candles - perfect for maintaining your energy over the winter.
Yes, it's times like these when an oversized bra can mean the difference between certain life and death. Myself, I have several D and E cup bras, some filled with water balloons, some with bags of light-anywhere matches. They're handy to sling over the shoulder and can be used in a moment to slingshot a rope up a rock face.
Buy yours today!
It's lacy, it's got straps. It's the height of fashion.
It's also a 14 DD, and the seller claims it's not the right size. So hints as to what her actual size might be, but I'm hoping that it's close, and she's not just deluding herself into thinking she'd fill that out. It'd be like me buying a pack of Trojan Magnums, and leaving them out on my desk at work, casually.
Buy this 14 DD bra for $5
The description of the bra is quite plain:
"WRONG SIZE FOR ME, NWT, NICE BABY BLUE COLOUR WIH RIBBON DETAIL ON STRAPS."
NWT, as every good Canadian knows, stands for Northwest Territories, one of the frozen territories above the Western provinces. This bra was, obviously, made in NWT, and is now being sold here in Australia.
Australian women! Don't miss your chance to own this one-of-a-kind rarity! A collector's item! A bra from NWT could only mean that it was designed to provide maximum warmth through the awful Canadian winter.
While the size may seem large at a double-D cup, it has practical value, too - a small woman can wear the bra and stuff the extra space with rations, biscuits and tallow candles - perfect for maintaining your energy over the winter.
Yes, it's times like these when an oversized bra can mean the difference between certain life and death. Myself, I have several D and E cup bras, some filled with water balloons, some with bags of light-anywhere matches. They're handy to sling over the shoulder and can be used in a moment to slingshot a rope up a rock face.
Buy yours today!
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