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Jesus on a Pregnancy Kit


I think this eBay auction for a piece of driftwood would have to be one of the most ambitious listings I have come across in awhile. Bidding starts at US$5,000. Little wonder there have been few bids. The bidder recounts a touching tale of frolicking along the shores of the Loch, coming across a lone piece of driftwood which she was about to toss back to the murky waters before low and behold, she realized that the impression of the Lochness monster was hidden within the grain. I must say it is somewhat refreshing not to have a yet another devine figure represented in some mundane object.



How unique, an image of Jesus Christ in the urinal well of a home pregnancy kit.

"I thought I had the flu. I have not been feeling well lately. I woke up this morning and tossed my cookies. I thought to myself..hmm..and unwrapped this home pregnancy test, and Holy Moly, I couldn't believe what I saw.... an image of Jesus Christ in the urinal well! This pregnancy test is brand new. I did not urinate whatsoever on this Godly stick. This is a sign for sure that I am going to have a heavenly angel from above soon, to love and cherish for 18 years. A higher spirit is watching over me. The chills that pulsated up and down my spine were amazing. The only words I can use to describe this experience: "I feel like I swam in a Niagra Falls of Holy Water, doing the breast stroke."

I feel so blessed to have experienced such an occurence. I want to share this with the world."

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