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Classifieds - April 2006

Hot Band Shirts

If you missed out on getting your favourite artist’s fan shirt at their last concert, never fear… the Love Police are here. These guys make shirts and assorted accessories for bands, concerts, festivals and the Newtown Jets. The designs are fun and prices are similar to those you’d be paying at the music event around $40 (inflated compared to regular retailers). However, to their credit, the quality of the clothes are excellent. I’ve got a Kamahl shirt dating back years to when he performed at the Big Day Out, its worn religiously over the summer period and is still in great shape. The colour hasn’t faded, the print is perfect and the material has survived the rigors of summertime tomfoolery.

If you’re after a unique gift, look no further.

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Autos

How bizzare... who would have ever thought of pimping up your trailer to match your hotrod? I guess it makes sense, considering the boot space of most souped up rides are bursting with subwoofers. I'd love to see one go coasting by to check how it looks. I can only imagine it would look really odd and stupid. If anyone's seen one of these on the street let me know how the trailer fits in with the aesthetics of the car. I guess you'd need a tow bar on the back of you hotrod which is going to look crappy when the trailer is not on. $1,800 and you're on the way to getting yourself possibly the most practical accessory for any sports car.
Room for yet another subwoofer
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Top Selling Tips and Tricks

eBay and internet classifieds are a great way for entrepreneurs to test the marketability of new products and one time sellers to trade unwanted items. The web provides a greater and larger variety of audience than any newspaper listing could ever hope to achieve. These are some tips which can be used by any eBay seller to boast their success and auction results.

• Take the time to have a quick scan of other similar products listed on eBay. This will give you an idea of the price you can expect for your item, its demand and which areas of the globe have the most interest for your product. This knowledge can help in your marketing advertising strategy and is a really useful background step to make sure you maximize your item’s selling potential or even viability.

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Petrol Prices

This is one novel way to pay fund your rising petrol prices. 3.69 a gallon is a pretty good deal compared to the world market. He ought to be glad he's not a student in Australia or Europe.

Meanwhile, with the rising petrol prices in America, Bush's approval ratings are taking a battering. Its fickle but it appears a primary concern for American voters is who can offer the best deals at the pump.
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Ghost Encounter

Creepy doll
This picture is of one of the haunted dolls found within the wall of the home.

My auctions have come under much scrutiny by fellow non believers. That is why I am auctioning off this vacation package for a two night stay in my own haunted historic home.
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Trees Cut By UFO Martians

"You are bidding on a branch sample of one of the actual trees cut by a possible UFO dated 18 April 2006. I have included the actual newspaper clipping (partial) and photo and parts of the Newpaper Story. Everyone of the trees were cut in a swampy area at various lengths *hundreds of them*, and at all a "75Degree" angle?
It is still unknown how this was done, though there is speculation someone may of cut them? But how; why?"

One hellova...
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Alien Auction

Evil Alien Child
Insert Caption Here


I can't figure out if the alien is inside the plastic baggie or standing in front of the fridge.
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Our Blessed Virgin Mary Appears in an Unused Tissu

The story is just so heart-warming...

"The night before, I felt like the world was closing in on me, so I prayed to the Holy Family for some assurance that I would not become lost in it all, and that things would work out okay.

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Stinky the Peace Doll

Bring Stinky the Homeless Canadian peace doll to Australia.
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50kg Marijuana Sack

Unfortunately empty... bag of pot.
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Fish Assholes

Umm, I just don't get this one. Nor do I see how it translates to hours of fun. Unless, it takes half an hour to read each side of the can???

Please explain?
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Woot - Go Team Australia

Forget Syd, Millie, Ollie and whatever that fat-arsed wombat was, I do believe Australia has found its new sporting mascot. Enter Gazza the Guttermouthed Bear. I only wish that they were koala bears. Anyway, enjoy,..

the talking teddy you don't want to be giving to your five year old niece.
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Styrofoam Peanut

Ladies and gentlemen, you are part of the few who will be fortunate enough to get a first look at this amazing looking piece of Peanut shaped Styrofoam before it becomes world famous and possibly the most sought after piece of styrofoam ever! Better yet, this could all be yours! This all started over a year ago as I was pouring the little styrofoam peanuts into a box that I was shipping, and I noticed this particular one. I have also displayed it to many close friends as well as most house guests. Every one of them agrees that this may be the best looking piece of styrofoam they have ever seen.
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Novelty Diplomas

Who needs three or more years of hard labour at university when you can get a diploma from Rectum University in a matter of clicks. Toilet humour just never gets old.
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Now I Can Dance

Meet Ken Create... I am positive this man was the inspiration for Tina Arena's joyous "now I can dance" tribute song. I can assure you you'll be exclaiming the same thing after a lesson or two from Ken's world of modern dance.

I have personally experienced this bizzare man in action. He does clubs in New Jersey. So if you're in need of dance lessons, look no further than Ken Create's instructional video. This promo video was made in 2002 and I'm not sure if he's released an updated copy, but these dance moves will never date. The good news is he ships worldwide too.

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The Best Party Costume Ever

Ok, ok, I'm know its a big claim but seriously a sumo suit has to be the best fancy dress costume ever and know with the sweet goodness of the internet, there's only 40 pounds seperating you and the coolest party accessory ever.

Why do sumo suits rock?

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Newspaper Clippings

Holla! I've got two amusing newspaper clippings...

Blokey Ad

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Virgin Toast

I don't know why people seem to focus on religous icons but here's the latest effigy on grilled toast... cheesy Virgin.

I love the haphazard bite mark. Clearly the mark of authenticity.
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Build Your Own Casket

Nothing says "bugger off and leave me your inheritance" quite like this little gem of a Cristmas present.

Build your own casket
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